Saturday, December 29, 2012

I am magic.

So, this one time i got my wisdom teeth out.
I have been putting it off for almost three years now because
lets be honest
i was freaked out.
i dont like the whole surgery and being put under anesthesia and stuff.
but realizing that my teeth were turning into buck teeth and not pretty,
i figured it was about time.
fast forward to yesterday. i thought my appointment was at 2 pm.
my mom calls me at 9:30 am saying my appointment got moved to 10:45.
you better believe I stayed in my pj's.
we go, fill out all the paperwork, do the little pre-op stuff
and i was OUT.
last thing i remember was the doc sticking the IV in my hand and counting to about one and a half.
long story short.
i'm awesome. wanna know why?
because in my subconsciousness, after getting over the bawling because i missed keaton,
(at least we know i must really like him...)
i decided that i was a magician because i didn't remember how i got from the chair to the bed that i awoke on. and then proceeded to come up with a plan to have my own magic show - like they do in vegas.
and make it a singing show, too. with animals. and become famous enough to take it to Russia.
i guess i just wanted to share my talent with my man.
i hate to say it, but even when i am out of it, i am still pretty funny!
right?
unfortunately, there is no video. and thank goodness because i am sure i looked realllly pretty.
but thanks to my sweet sis, we made sure to capture this moment.

i was only a little drugged at this point, which i hate to admit...

one benefit to this whole thing is that i have watched almost the first two seasons of HIMYM.
thanks netflix!
aaaand im probably the cutest little chipmunk you'll ever lay your eyes on.

so, here's to pretty teeth and seeing how the freak HE MET THEIR MOTHER!! i'm hooked.


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